Tuesday, December 31, 2024
Sunday, December 29, 2024
Sunday 29th December 2024
Today we went north into the "Big Smoke".........freezing fog, mist & murk more like, so when eight appeared at North Cheam for a early departure, I was pleasantly suprised.
Most had four layers or more but Daniel was caught out by the low temperature & shivered most of the way round but Geoff was able to help out in the glove department to save on frost bitten fingers.
Nine became ten after the "welcome" ? hill of Cottenham Park Road (sorry Lilian, I know you would beg to differ).
Drivers (mostly) kept to the 20 mph speed limit along Parkside & we descended to a traffic free Putney High Street.
Fulham Road took us to West Brompton & then up to the cavernous Tesco at West Kensington.
Ordering was quick & easy using big screens that I'm more used to seeing in McDonalds (not that I ever go in McDonalds).
By the time we were ready to leave, numbers had swelled further to fifteen (Steph arrived shortly after this pic was taken).
Lunch was due east but we were to ride north & complete "a lap" of the Regents Park outer perimeter road which Komoot calls a "highlight", probably due to its wide pothole free surface, lack of traffic, road furniture & stuff to slow you down.
Bring on the fast men (& women).
Passing London Zoo, I pondered what the Zebras thought about the cold, sadly they looked too miserable to be bothered.
A Garmin malfunction caused a minor delay but we were soon in Hyde Park dodging the many pedestrians heading for the "Winter Wonderland".
Ice Mountain:
This indoor spinning rollercoaster gives you a thrilling experience of the Arctic as you ride through mountain caverns, meet the resident penguins and see dazzling northern lights.
"Not my cup of tea" says Sabine.
On reaching Trafalgar Square it appeared we hadn't lost anybody so just after 1pm, lunch was served at Kozzy café in the back streets of Holborn.
This was the bit I most feared because as the place was "walk in" only, the ride could of gone seriously pear shaped at this point.
But somehow everyone got seated, fed and I sensed a general feeling of satisfaction amongst the diners.
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Photo credit Simon |
A few of us stopped for a NT tea at the Potting Shed café (Morden).
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Photo credit Madeleine |
Thanks to Clive for back marking on his 3rd C&M ride - today with his son George, various corner markers & to use a favourite phrase by Dave W - thanks for putting up with it all.
Finally, I wish all C&M riders past & present & casual blog readers a HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE NEW YEAR !
Friday, December 27, 2024
IMPORTANT - Changes to this Sunday, 29th December
Hi all,
The ride starts from North Cheam (Lavender Corner Post Office) at 9.20am (a little later than published).
Elevenses is at the Tesco, West Kensington (Junction of Cromwell Road/Warwick Road).
There are plenty of bike racks & it may be possible to see your bike from the café.
Upon entering, immediately look for the stairs on the right where the café is located on the first floor with the toilets on the next floor up.
The recently opened café has a ordering system not unlike McDonalds where you choose from a screen prompt.
NOTE, the store doesn't open until 11am although the café opens at 10.30am.
Lunch is at Kozzy café Fast Break in Red Lion Street, Holborn where the owner Cindy will be pleased to serve us.
Tea is at the National Trust café, Morden Hall Park.
PLEASE NOTE, in areas where cycles & pedestrians share space ie, Hyde Park, please take care.
Routes:
NC - Tesco https://www.komoot.com/tour/1991121772
Tesco - Kozzy café https://www.komoot.com/tour/1992693916
Kozzy café - NT café https://www.komoot.com/tour/1992701453
I look forward to your company.
Monday, December 23, 2024
Sunday December 22 2025 - Old Moat To Spoons

Sunday, December 22, 2024
New Year's Day Elevenses Meet 2024
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Everyone from all SWLDA sections is welcome at the Cheam & Morden Section's traditional New Year's Day meet at Colicci Cafe, Roehampton Gate, Richmond Park on Weds 1 January. Arrive at any time from early on until midday and you'll be in good company!
Wednesday 'B' group riders who are interested in a possible ride starting from the Epsom/Ewell area to Richmond Park and back should contact Madeleine Shearer for further information.
Apart from that, no formal group rides to or from Richmond Park are currently planned but it's never too late to volunteer to lead an inbound, outbound, or round trip ride! A lunch stop is not compulsory!
Seasons greetings in the meantime, and don't forget that the C & M don't stop for Christmas - we do have a ride planned for Sunday 29 December too!
Oops!
Call it old age. I posted this on the Midweekers blog by mistake, Now removed!
Sunday's ride is as advertised from Old Moat to Spoons Surbiton. It's likely to be breezy but brief (under 15 miles). No ride pm indeed I may not stop for lunch.
A lot calmer than Tu/W in Kings Lynn so I'll try to arrive early (for me) at OM.
Monday, December 16, 2024
Ride Report - Sunday 15 December 2024
(NB - Route shown above includes section from Walton-on-Thames to North Cheam which was not part of the official route)
Some headed their own ways home from lunch, but a hardcore group led by me headed the short distance to the bridge and took it by storm! It made for a much shorter and easier ride back to Walton, even more so because we inaugurated use of a mysterious path (well, I've always wondered where it went, anyway) leading along the base of the old banking at Brooklands for where turned out to be quite a short length, but cunningly avoiding the busy shopping centre area. With the brisk wind behind us we soon reached our destination.
Many thanks to all for you company, and for putting up with it all (!), and particular thanks to the helpers named above. See you all again soon!
Thursday, December 12, 2024
Revised Plans for Sunday 15 December 2025
Sunday's ride will start as billed from The Nonsuch Inn, North Cheam. However, our lunch stop will now be at Ockham Bites (not The Pomelers' Rest as billed). I was planning a rather quirky outbound route of almost 20 miles to include at least one crossing of the new Wisley Lane bridge, but now I learn that New Road, Claygate has been re-invigorated, and appears to be rideable again in winter conditions, there are new possibilities and I may make some slight changes!
In any event, it will still be a longish ride to lunch and a much shorter route back to tea at Walton Bridge so all can get home in the light.
All welcome!
Sunday, December 08, 2024
Sunday 8th December 2024 - Storm Darragh
Trying desperately to put a spin on it.
It wasn't THAT bad.
I mean yes it was cold, but it's winter fgs.
It was raining....but only light & intermittently, so it felt like it wasn't raining at all (joking).
A crowd (3) met at Oaks Park extended café indoor seating area.
Amid the constant yapping of dogs, we considered our options.
Go home or go on.
"Once you're out, you're out" was being echoed......so onwards we went.
Keith's intention was unclear (he left us shortly after) but Diane & myself continued east through Purley, Mitchley Hill & with the wind behind us made good time to find the road closed going toward Westerham.
But we were going no further.
The sawing of the tree into bits was well under way, but we headed inside for lunch.
When we emerged, the grabby, lifty truck had removed the logs & the road had reopened.
On the return there was a further incident on Featherbed Lane & a police presense (rta - petrol on the road).
Tea was taken as planned (Coombe Wood).
Thanks to Keith but especially Diane for keeping me company.
Roll on summer.
Thursday, December 05, 2024
Revised ride for Sunday 8th December
My efforts to resurrect the rides from years past (with an earlier start & ride to a
further out 11's) have been abandoned....at least until the Spring.
Storm Darragh may affect my plans for Sunday but in any event, 11's will be at Oaks Park, Carshalton.
Lunch will (hopefully) be either Warlingham or Woldingham (Knights GC) to be decided on the day.
If the the weather isn't as bad as the're saying then it's possible (in agreement with folk) we'll make Westerham (my original plan).
It would be nice to get to Coombe Wood for tea but we'll see.
Hope you can join me.
Sunday, December 01, 2024
Ride Report - Sunday 1 December 2024
It was one of those day when you wish the weather forecasters would give up using super computers and just go back to seaweed. Or may be artificial intellingence would do a better job, to pick up that theme up again.... Anyway, a bit of patchy light rain was expected, quickly clearing through. Of course, it didn't do what was expected and, after a largely dry start we got increasingly heavy and persistent rain!
Tony, Steph, Colin G, Graham, Steph, Robert and Maddie are made of sterner stuff than to be put off by a liitle bit of rain and duly assembled at Cafe Barbera for elevenses. I'm not made of sterner stuff, but I had to be there to lead the ride, so no effort of will or strength of character was required on my part!
Thursday, November 28, 2024
Plans for Sunday 1 December
Sunday's ride will go ahead as planned (from elevenses at Cafe Barbera, Stoke d'Abernon to The Assembly Rooms, Epsom). There were no volunteers to lead, so I'll lead to lunch. If anyone wants tea and is going that way, I'll be passing near to Squires, Long Ditton on the way home.
We'll leave elevenses at 11.00 am sharp (NB, this is our actual departure time, not starting to get ready to leave time!) and do a shortish ride with the intention of arriving at The Assembly Rooms before it starts to get too busy. If anyone happens to be going straight to lunch and could arrive at the pub before 12.30 pm and grab a couple of tables for us then that would be even better!
In the New Year we'll try a ride starting from The Assembly Rooms instead - details will follow. In the spring I hope we can resume our very well attended, normal length rides from Cafe Barbera to The Assembly Rooms. Cafe Barbera is an elevenses venue which has proved very popular with members and makes a nice change from visiting too many Wetherspoons! And when temperatures are reasonably warm it's always possible to get a table for lunch outside The Assembly Rooms without the crowds! It's a good lunch spot and invariably attracts a number of our members who aren't usually able to join our other rides for one reason or another.
Monday, November 25, 2024
Where Should We Lunch When in Epsom - Your Views Please!
For several years now we have had a regular (and very popular) ride every two months from Stoke d'Abernon to Epsom. It's only a short way as the crow flies but it's been amazing to see how many different ways there are of stretching it out.... Anyway, the real idea behind the ride is not to test our route-planning ingenuity but rather to give us the chance to meet up every few weeks with a few long-standing members who wouldn't otherwise be able to join us on our rides.
Until now on these rides we have stopped for lunch at Epsom Wetherspoons (The Assembly Rooms). It's nice to sit outside there in summer but in winter the inside can get very busy and crowded. To dodge the crowds it has been suggested we try M & S cafe nearby instead. But you wouldn't be able to get a pint there so another suggestion is that we stick with Wetherspoons but, in winter months, make sure we arrive early before it gets too busy.
Do you have any views on this please, or can you suggest another venue in Epsom town centre large enough to take us and serving the sort of lunch time fare we like?
Please respond on WhatsApp or e-mail me (cycledave23@gmail.com) if you prefer.
Sunday, November 24, 2024
Ride Report - Sunday 24th Nov 2024 - Blowin' Bert Away
I'd heard the rumour days back. Some punk called Bert was blowing into town. Then came the tip off from a couple of dames - he'd shut down the Park. I was already mad and now I was madder. I stared long and hard into the bottom of my whiskey glass, and I put out the call. Someone had to draw the line, and this time it was down to me.
Six of the best showed up at Local Hero next day, good guys one and all, I knew they'd have my back. One remained on watch and the rest of us headed South, to look him straight in the eye and run him outta town. Through them fancy neighbourhoods Esher and Oxshott, he tried throwing us off balance with some left and right hooks but no cigar, we got to Stoke D'Abernon Squires unscathed. One of the gang went on alone while the rest of us holed up for a time. Food came slowly, I could'a robbed a Bank quicker, but it was decent provisions and I had other things on my mind.
We hit the road again, this time it was into Leatherhead and Lower Ashtead, then skirted the Common and made for The Old Moat. We had him then, just one more roll of the dice. Two left for home and the remaining three settled in for a time, chewing the fat. We own this town, and that's just how it's gonna stay.
My thanks to The Gang for their company, photo credit to Dave and thanks to Alan for back-marking all day. About 10 miles to lunch and 8 miles to tea in strong gusts of wind - well done all!
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L-R: Robert, Simon, Graham, Alan, Diane |
L-R: All of Santa's Reindeer, Robert, Martina, Simon, Alan, David |
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter |
Saturday, November 23, 2024
VERY IMPORTANT - MORE CHANGES TO SUNDAY'S RIDE!
We are now advised that all the Royal Parks will be closed tomorrow due to Storm Bert, so the C&M will meet at Local Hero in Thames St, Kingston, just south of the bridge and close to TK Maxx. I'm hoping it will be fairly empty in Kingston tomorrow because of the weather, and will aim to get there early to secure a table.
Bike parking is available outside TK Maxx and the use of strong locks has been recommended.
There are a few options available for lunch, depending on how far we want to go. To be discussed over elevenses.
No pressure to attend, please review the weather in the morning and do what is right for you. Also check WhatsApp for any last minute changes.
Roll on Spring!
Monday, November 18, 2024
Short Sunday Tide
Sunday, November 17, 2024
Sunday 17th November 2024
If you're reading this & went to North Cheam for a 9am start.....my humble apologies.
But I suspect no-one did having read my previous blog post, but where was the rain?
North Wales apparently where it probably rains quite alot anyway.
Nine assembled at The Nonsuch Inn all with the intention of at least riding to Godstone.
And you know that delay waiting for everybody to stop gassing & get on their bikes meant Simon spotted a large crack in the head tube of his Dawes bike & he was forced to abandon the idea of joining us.
Foxley Lane took us to Purley & the A22 south along which Bernard punctured.
A (galvanised) nail evidently, & we reconvened at the "Ann Summers" roundabout.
Ann Summers has 144 retail stores & sells 2 million "Rampant Rabbits" (whatever they are?) a year!
We took the delightful lane up past Woldingham school, then a fast descent to The Flower Farm at Godstone for a one 'o clock lunch, saying goodbye to Dave W & Keith.
After lunch, up to Tilburstow (The Enterdent), South Park, Cuckseys Lane, Henshaw Farm to Philanthropic Road.
We were making our way to Wray Common Road & Wray Lane where there is a worrying signpost.
Whilst not up there with Whitedown, Tanhurst, Barhatch & the like, it's still pretty steep, especially near the top.
Just when you're starting to enjoy the view & wondering what all the fuss is about, Wray Lane kicks up considerably as you curl around to the left, nearing 22% for 200 metres or so.
Well earned tea stop at Junc 8 café.
Saturday, November 16, 2024
Pre-Christmas Clear-out Opportunity - Calling for C&M Logo'd Kit!
We've had some requests for C&M logo'd kit, but currently have none in stock. So before we go trotting off to the printers with what could be a very small order, I'd like to know if anyone has any C&M kit in new or good used condition which they would be happy to part with, either free to a new owner or in exchange for a modest sum (to be agreed).
- the type of item
- condition
- size
Thursday, November 14, 2024
IMPORTANT - Changes to this Sunday's ride - 17th November 2024
Hi folks,
In light of the wet weather due on Sunday, the following will now be the plan:
Elevenses - North Cheam (The Nonsuch Inn - Wetherspoons) departing 11am.
Lunch - Flower Farm,Godstone.
Tea - Junc 8, Reigate Hill (or Walton-on-the-Hill if raining).
Routes:
Garmin:
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/319127112 - am
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/319428506 - pm
Komoot:
https://www.komoot.com/tour/1953215503 - am
https://www.komoot.com/tour/1953234852 - pm
I hope you're able to join me.
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Ride Report - Sunday 10 Nov 2024
I've just seen I can try Google Gemini artificial intelligence, so , providing I can remember my password, this may well be the last ride report I ever actually pen myself. You may therefore expect better quality ramblings from now on! Or perhaps you're already looking at a a deep fake....?
Anyway, I digress. It was a typical Remembrance Sunday morning - cold, overcast and miserable. It wasn't actually foggy but it made me recall a Remembrance Sunday morning in my childhood when there was very thick fog. On the valve radio, Wynford Vaughan-Thomas was commenting from the Cenotaph and the guard's band were lingering over the Nimrod variation. The service once over, I went out with my dad, on foot since we had no car, likely to get some fags (for him, that is, not for me). I came back with a packet of Callard and Bowser's butterscotch, then one of my favourites. Mais où sont les bonbons d'antan, as the man almost wrote!
Thursday, November 07, 2024
Plans for Sunday 10 November 2024
As billed, we'll be riding from elevenses at Vineries Garden Centre, Effingham to lunch at the Rodboro' Buildings, Guildford (aka Wetherspoons), then back to tea at Walton Bridge.
15 miles out to lunch and 15 miles back to tea. No big climbs will be involved and while plenty of paths will be used, they are all surfaced.
In view of the early dusk and recent gloomy conditions I'm aiming to get us to an early lunch at 12.30 pm so we can get back to tea by 3.00 pm and all reach home before nightfall. For this reason we will be leaving elevenses punctually at 11.00 am (bearing in mind the traditional one minute's silence for Remembrance Sunday).
Please arrive in plenty of time to order your elevenses refreshments as on this occasion leaving at 11.00 am will really mean leaving at 11.00 am, not at 11.00 am starting to get ready to leave!!!
The route is here https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/318301732
Sunday, November 03, 2024
Sunday 3 Nov - to Uxbridge
The ride started with grander ambitions to reach Ruislip Lido, but was shortened to fit the available daylight. A sizeable majority assembled before 10 at Bushy Park, for a bonus ride to 11s, catching the sight of Mogden Sewage Works on the way to the Stables Cafe at Osterley Park. Of fourteen at 11s, a lucky thirteen joined the ride.
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Very stable geniuses |
The ride itself was assembled from a multitude of lockdown rides done by myself and Tony Hopkins during Covid, seeking out usually interesting and sometimes impassable new routes. It's surprising how much green space you can find in London if you go looking. There was plenty of green, and a bit of 'blue' (if you call canal water blue). We crossed the canal three times - work that one out! - and three rivers (Yeading Brook and Rivers Pinn & Crane). Southall, Yeading and Hillingdon were the backdrop, and suddenly we were at the top secret Battle of Britain Bunker at Uxbridge for a few photos and perhaps a bit of time for reflection about earlier generations, ahead of Remembrance Sunday.
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Top secret |
After lunch at the Good Yarn, it was a pretty simple route back to Sipson and along the north of Heathrow before heading down through Hounslow Heath and Crane Park on the way to tea at Bushy Park. Thanks to everyone for your good company, and many photos, to Tony, Diane and David W for variously co-leading or back marking, and to Tony for inspiration for many bits of the route. Next summer, all being well, we'll attempt to make the next step northwards to Ruislip Lido.
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Change of plan for ride on this Sunday 3 Nov
Three things to note:
- 11s is still at Osterley Park, the Stables Cafe.
- If you're not sure how to get to Osterley Park, I am happy to lead a bonus pre-ride from the Teddington gate of Bushy Park (at the end of the main road through the park), leaving at 09.45 sharp.
- It's come to my attention that the nights are drawing in, something which I had not foreseen when I planned my ride. So I've shortened the ride, giving you a better chance of getting home in the light. We will go to a different Lido instead, before lunching at a local Bistro, The Good Yarn in Uxbridge. Tea will now be at Walton on Thames, which I think will be more convenient for people to get home from.
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Not this one. |
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Sunday 27th October 2024
I arrived at The Coronation Hall (Surbiton) to find Dave, Niall, Diane, Sabina & Bernard at the lookout point with bikes in full view.
Over the next 25 minutes we were joined by Simon, Graham, Tony, Martina, Keith & Madeleine.
Ten set off leaving Niall (front brake issue) & Madeleine to do a recce (for a future ride B group?)
The recce........an almost essential part of leading these days, although back in the day we never bothered.
Taking a wrong turn or getting lost was all part of the fun...but some navigators were better than others.
Step forward Graham & Dave.
Most of the route knowledge pre-Garmin was from doing the same routes countless times until even the front wheel knows which way to turn.
Over the years my knowledge has dwindled & I too rely on a route planner & Garmin.
But as Graham quite rightly pointed out at lunch "it's not a route I would of chosen".
Indeed, even with my route plotted on a device, I still managed to overshoot a turning & required Dave to bail me out as I didn't have a clue of how to correct my mistake.
We passed Brooklands museum & the Concorde in the grounds.
Concorde Delta Golf never entered service & was used for training & spare parts but it was 50 years ago this year, when it took its maiden flight from Filton to Fairford & 20 years ago when it arrived at the museum in pieces to be restored.
Brooklands did bid for one of the seven BA Concordes after they were retired in 2003 but were unsuccessful.
Also on show, a Wellington Bomber that was recovered from Loch Ness in 1985, one of only two that remain from the 11,461 that were built.
Incident Report - Diane's rear derailleur cable breaks.
Three choices.
1. Carry on the ride with two gears - one high & one very high.
2. Ride to a bike shop.
3. Ride to a train station.
Or find a random stone & wedge it in the gear mech so that the chain is forced to a bigger rear cog.....hence easier to ride.
Thanks to Simon & his ingenuity, Diane was able to continue without further incident.
At lunch, Astelet café in Send, Dave left us but we were joined by Terry.
Keith was aware of a rear slow puncture in Ripley but after a quick pump we made our way to the new Wisley Bridge.
Due to open on 11th November 2024.
"A view through the lens" is a youtube channel that gives drone footage of the bridge & is updated frequently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e0zJgchGVk
Seven stopped for tea at Squires, Stoke D' Abernon.
Thank you to Simon for backmarking & everyone else for their company.
Happy Halloween!
Thanks also to Simon & Sabine for the photos.
Friday, October 25, 2024
Info re: Sunday 27th October
There is no secure parking outside W'spoons, Surbiton so we use the cycle racks/street furniture on the other side of the road.
18 miles to lunch.
In the afternoon, we check on progress at the new Wisley Bridge before its provisional opening date of Monday 11th November.
The new cycle sign is already in place:
9 miles to tea.
REMINDER: Sunset is at 16.42.
Hope you can join me.
Sunday, October 20, 2024
Sunday 20th October - C&M vs Storm Ashley
The first named storm of the year coincided with our ride from Dorking to Leigh. The weather forecast was dire: heavy rain and strong winds. It was hard enough just getting to Dorking against the wind and in lashing rain, but six hardy adventurers either forgot to look at the forecast or else decided to brave the odds anyway. We dripped and shivered in the air-conditioned cafe at Waitrose, drinking lashings of coffee and watching lashings of rain through the picture windows. Repeated checking of the weather forecast didn't seem to improve things, but they did seem to predict a slight lessening of the torrent around 11.30. David W left us to do his own thing while more coffees were called for, as we delayed our start time. There were debates about whether Ranmore Common was becoming slightly visible through the rain. Eventually we just had to go out and brave it. After all, we were already wet - how much worse could it get?
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Look cheerful! |
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Brian on the phone to the Met Office; Ranmore Common in the background? |
In fact, it wasn't quite as bad as it looked - more steady rain than monsoon. We had voted to shorten the route from my gorgeous 19 mile route via Partridge Lane and The Mount by as much as possible. After about six miles we were a bit surprised to arrive in Leigh, and the rain had nearly stopped. The Plough was warm and welcoming, and we spent an enjoyable hour discussing all and sundry, including many happy memories of our good friend Ian Appleton. But alas, the rain had returned with a vengeance. Weather apps were consulted and once again we decided to delay our departure with another coffee. More chat, and eventually we left. Hurray - the rain had stopped again, more or less, and we enjoyed a wind-assisted ride back to Leatherhead for tea.
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Long lunch at The Plough |
Thanks to all the hardy heroes who turned out today, for your company and stoicism in facing the elements, and thanks to Diane for back marking. The ride was only about 17 miles from 11s to tea, but each mile was hard-earned. Brian informed me that his average speed for the whole ride, including stops, was 4 mph, which may be a record of sorts. Ten bonus house points (but no extra attendance points) for all!
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Heroes (photo: Andy) |