Monday, April 14, 2025
Wednesday, April 09, 2025
Changes to Rides Programme on 13 April and 20 April 2025
Please note the following changes. The online rides list has been updated but printed versions will still be showing the originally planned rides.
Sunday 13 April - No ride leader had volunteered for this date, but Tony has now very kindly offered to lead a ride for us from Fat Boys Cafe, Poyle to lunch at the Battle of Britain Bunker at Uxbridge. Please note change - elevenses meet no longer at the Nonsuch Inn, North Cheam on this date.
Sunday 20 April - For those not on our Easter Tour, we will now be meeting for elevenses at the Nonsuch Inn, North Cheam (please note change from Stables Cafe, Osterley Park) with lunch at The Sportsman, Mogador. The ride from Osterley Park to Northolt is postponed until later in the summer.
Monday, April 07, 2025
Ride Report - Sunday 6th April
Sunday's ride to Dorney Court was well attended, with 17 cyclists arriving at The Pheasantry in Bushy Park for elevenses. Perhaps it was the sunshine, the slightly-but-thankfully reduced ENE wind or a seldom-used venue which brought out the masses, or perhaps the promise of a largely flat ride?
I can see very few blog post entries referring to Dorney Court - the last one seems to be Sept 2020 - so perhaps that's why it appeared on the list of rides to be led last November, except that it was even windier on that day with Storm Bert spoiling the plans. With hindsight, we needed the extra hours of daylight to fully enjoy more of the lanes which loop around Windsor.
David W had very helpfully pre-arranged to sub-lead, so we were able to split into 2 perfectly-formed groups of 8, with Sue not coming any further.
"Stand still while I count you"..... |
I led the first group out through Lower Sunbury, Ashford and Stanwell, where the decision to go over or under (the M25) had to be made! The track was fine enough to cycle but it wasn't clear from the road how many interesting characters might be playing down there - in my group just Paul wanted to see what we were talking about so Simon boldly led him through, while I believe the second group all went under. No mishaps reported and Pam even had an apology from one chap who realised he had passed her a bit too closely!
Gradually the traffic lessened as we came through Horton and Datchet, after which we followed the Jubilee River Way for the last 3 miles completely traffic-free as it delivered us almost straight to the Crocus Garden Centre where we had a reservation. It was a good lunch and served quite quickly, once we established who to order from.
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Jennie gets the giggles beside the Jubilee River |
As David W had not stopped for lunch, and Graham and Keith were making their own way back, we were down to 13 cyclists. Simon kindly offered to take over the sub-lead role and we otherwise kept the groups intact. It was definitely warmer now as we tackled some gentle ups around Fifield and Winkfield, and through the Windsor Great Park which was its usual quiet and glorious self between Cranbourne Gate and Bishop's Gate. Finally, following a route Pam had once shown us to avoid Egham, we came through Chertsey and onto The Ferry at Shepperton, where - is this a first?! - everyone stopped for tea!
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Group 2 after it had reformed! |
Thanks to David W and Simon for sub-leading and to Jennie, Lilian and David J for back-marking. Photo credits to Sue, Simon and Pam.
Thursday, April 03, 2025
Plans for Sunday 6th April
This Sunday's ride will leave from The Pheasantry in Bushy Park, taking familiar and sometimes busy roads to get us past Heathrow. We can choose to go over or under the M25 roundabout (under is a dirt track, which was ok to cycle and empty on the recce), and later treat ourselves to a 3-mile stretch of the Jubilee River path which is compacted gravel. It's 21 flat miles to lunch at the Crocus Garden Centre, Dorney Court.
After lunch there's a bit more gravel path taking us to our crossing of the Thames. We'll pass through Fifield and Windsor Great Park, and back to The Ferry Coffee Shop at Shepperton for tea, a further 20 miles and with just a few low bumps coming into and through the Park.
It is a long ride (41 miles) and with some unavoidable busy roads on the way out and back, but with only 625ft of up. Dorney Court GC is an old C&M venue which I for one had never visited before my recces. The weather is currently forecast to be turning a bit cooler with that ENE wind only slightly less gusty than yesterday but it should be sunny all day.
IMPORTANT: I've booked a table for lunch inside (due to the wind), so please let me know if you are intending to come and would like a table place by end of Friday. Everyone is welcome and any late deciders can take pot luck with seating or make other lunch arrangements, just that it does get quite busy there.
ALSO: I believe I can share the route on Komoot with anyone wishing to see it, alternatively I can email the gpx file on request.
Friday, March 28, 2025
Route details - Sunday 30th March
Elevenses - Clunkers cyclist's café, Dorking.
Lunch - Notcutts Garden Centre, Cranleigh.
Tea - Squires Garden Centre, West Horsley.
UPDATE on road closure as of 28/03/25 - Coombe Lane is open with not a cone in sight & I don't expect work to start before Monday.
Morning route: https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/341166370
Afternoon route: https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/341167328
Hope to see you.
Sunday, March 23, 2025
A mysterious ride to Woking Area - 23 March
After the glorious spring sunshine of recent days, today was a misty autumnal spring day; damp and cool with a threat of thundery showers. I had been rather vague about the ride, and I wondered how many would turn out to Addlestone? In the end, nine braved the elements and the unknowns of the ride, and all joined me for the ride, perhaps out of curiosity?
We were hoping to see Vic to celebrate him on his recent birthday, but he didn't join us; perhaps he was still blowing out the candles. Happy birthday, Vic!
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Model yachts at Goldsworth Park |
It was billed as a ride from Addlestone to Woking - about five miles direct. So it had to be embellished quite a lot. In the morning we noodled around some of my favourite lanes in the Chobham area, graced Gracious Pond Road and minced along Mincing Lane before trying our luck at Pennypot ford (well, for one rider anyway). Then it was off to the Woking area with a visit to Goldsworth park and the pond, a route that Graham had taught me many years ago, followed by a new (to me) route south and a new hill, Beacon Hill, taking us to Hook Heath, Mayford and Smarts Heath.
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Crossing the Basingstoke canal |
Lunch was at the secret location of Elm Farm, Sutton Green, somewhere I'd never been before, but I discovered that it had been a C&M elevenses venue in the past. Shocking - they had nearly run out of toasties after a busy morning, but I think we all found something good to eat. Niall was also shocked to find that the electric fence protecting the animals was actually switched on.
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Don't touch! |
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After lunch |
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Ruth and Jan at the secret lunch location |
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Animals |
The way home was more straightforward, trying to dodge the M25 diversion traffic as the M25 was closed. Up to Westfield, around the south of Woking and then across to Pyrford Lock and Muddy Lane, which was blissfully quiet apart from birdsong. Unusually quiet. We were standing right next to the empty M25 bridge. We managed fairly well to avoid the official M25 diversion, but we kept finding extra traffic on unofficial routes, so a bit of ducking and diving got us to Walton with a depleted group of six.
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Tea stop at Walton |
Many thanks to all for your company today and especially to those who took pictures and to David and Jan for back marking.
Statistics: nine riders, 32 miles from 11s to tea, 1100 feet of climbing, two commons, three heaths, two sewage works, one ford, one miniature railway and seven railway crossings; three stopped for tea
Monday, March 17, 2025
Ride Report - Sunday 16 March 2025
It was a lovely, sunny start despite the brisk and distinctly chilly wind, and no less than 17 of us, if I have it right, met for elevenses at Cafe Barbera, Stoke d'Abernon. Tony H very kindly led a group on a sensible and direct route to lunch at Wetherspoons, Epsom, while those who were unlucky enough to join me were led a merry dance around the lanes, paths and backstreets of Oxshott, Claygate, Chessington and West Ewell. It might have come across to the others as a mystery tour - where we going was certainly a mystery to me! Fortunately, Simon, as a diligent back-marker for our group, was there to inject some common sense into proceeedings!
At some length, more by luck than judgement, I suspect, we arrived at the scheduled lunch stop. And well before 1.00 pm (and that certainly wasn't due to any tail wind)! Wetherspoons was reasonably busy, but, with a team effort, we were eventually able to secure ourselves a group of tables close together. Inside the Assembly Rooms at Sunday lunchtime is never the ideal environment, but it does make for a popular ride, and does attract some members who do not often have the opportunity to join our other rides.
By some sleight of hand behind my back, while we had a similar number of lunch-goers to elevenses-goers, but there were significant changes to the cast list! Notably, it was nice to be joined by Ann B, fresh from another marathon, and by Ed, who had ridden from home. Hopefully, when we next visit the Assembly Rooms, it will not be too cold for us to benefit from the relative peace of the outside seating!
Wisely, perhaps, most of the lunch-goers sped off in the opposite direction when they heard I was leading the ride back too! Tony, Pam and Simon were too nice to say 'no' and accompanied me back towards Hampton Court. At Chessington a snap decision to turn right onto Woodstock Lane to cut off the Claygate corner nearly brought us to a sticky end, literally! The infamous subway was open (just about), but the further we ventured in, the thicker the mud became! That decision will live with me, and my previously nice, clean bike, for some time to come! Finis coronat opus, as my old granny used to say!
Anyway, thanks to everyone for turning out in force on such a chilly day, and thanks for your company!
Thursday, March 13, 2025
Plans for Sunday 16 March 2025
Sunday's ride will be one of those occasional rides where, for a change, the emphasis is on catching up with old friends rather than getting in the miles and the climbs!
Elevenses will be at Cafe Barbera, Stoke d'Abernon, and, subject to rainfall between now and then, I hope to offer a route which will include at least few less-familiar bits as we ride to lunch at The Assembly Rooms, Epsom.
As I write this, it unfortunately doesn't look as if conditions on Sunday will be suitable for sitting outside the pub, so if anyone would like to ride there direct from elevenses (or go straight there) and bag us a table or two inside, then that would be very helpful!
Monday, March 10, 2025
Ride Report - Sunday 9th March
Sunday's ride started in glorious sunshine at The Queen's Stage in Effingham, a venue which was sadly not so glorious as it kept various cyclists waiting for / chasing up / cancelling their drinks orders.
The route was a simple enough pedal along some of my favourite lanes around Farley Heath and Shamley Green to land up in Guildford for lunch in 'Spoons, and then on another 10 miles via Mayford and Send to Pinnocks in Ripley. Ride stats as follows:
Cyclists at elevenses - 19! Graham did not continue, Terry joined for the first few miles
Groups needed - 2. My thanks to Simon for jumping in to sub-lead the 2nd group, overcoming various technical challenges to download the route, and to Jennie, David W and Andy for back-marking
First-time C&M riders - 3. Audrey and David have often met us for elevenses, but this week joined for the whole day. Karl joined as far as lunch where he discovered a puncture and headed home to fix it without an audience
Previous abandoned route attempts - 1, in 2023 when there was torrential rain
Percentage of time spent actually at the front of my group - maybe 70%, as they sped past me on both the uphills and the downhills
Incidents - only 3 that I know about (my chain coming off, the puncture and a kerfuffle on the A3 footbridge)
Uphill sections - potentially 3? (Greene Dene / between Shere and Farley Heath Road / Littleford Lane)Wrong turns - at least 2 from me, supplemented by inordinate amounts of faffing
Sub-groups deviating from the route - 1, according to photographic evidence on WhatsApp! (See below)Photos taken - loads, but none with everyone in as they kept scattering like kittens
Hours of sunshine - 6 (from arriving at elevenses to leaving tea plus more either side)
Cyclists having fun - I think everyone judging by the comments, and I hope to repeat the route another time in warm weather
Some of the group before we left Queen's Stage |
Some of Group 1 in action |
Group 1 obscuring the view from Park Road |
Miscellaneous group members after lunch (photo credit: Andy) |
Miscellaneous group members at tea |
Friday, March 07, 2025
Invite for Sunday 9th March
Sunday's ride will take us from The Queen's Stage in Effingham along scenic lanes into Guildford, via Green Dene, Shere, Farley Green, Shamley Green, Blackheath and Shalford. It's a route I had planned and recce'd some 18 months ago, but never got to lead so am very much looking forward to sharing it with you. 18 miles to lunch, all on road with a couple of ups and undulations which will be all very familiar to our regular cyclists.
After lunch we have the challenge of getting out of Guildford, and for this I have concocted a route out of something David W did the other month, heading through Jacobs Well and Westfield, before diverting east through Send to Ripley for tea, nearly 10 miles in total and again all on road and flat.
Let's hope the weather forecast doesn't change and we can enjoy some Spring warmth.
Please message me or email if any queries, GPXs available on request.
Tuesday, March 04, 2025
Sunday 2nd March 2025
11's at Bocketts, where we assemble,
Cheaper with your own mug....if you remember.
Blue sky & sunny, with a chill in the air.
Caroline & Steph, what a lovely pair!
Norbury Park was where we were heading.
Mud & puddles.....what some were dreading.
We emerged unscathed, ready for Logmore.
Catching our breath....a reason to stop for.
Directing the crew, atop of Anstie.
Lovely views, I think you'd agree.
Down the hill, Ruby was waiting.
Around the table, our hunger abating.
Bacon & chips, scrambled egg too.
Thanks to Diane, for my lovely brew.
Bike upturned, a broken spoke you see.
Keith & Simon to the rescue, to them I say merci.
Lemon Drizzle beckoned at 51 Degrees North.
A new café I'll be using...henceforth.
A great day out, fine company too.
To those who joined me, I say thank you.
Photo credits - Dave & Clive.
Saturday, March 01, 2025
Info for Sunday 02/03/25
Hi all,
11's - Bocketts Farm (opens 10am).
Lunch - Rubys Café, Capel
Tea - 51 Degrees North, Mickleham
Need to knows:
1. There is some off-road (Norbury Park, NCN 22, Drovers Road).
2. There is a big climb (Logmore Lane/Boars Hill).
3. There are views (multiple locations).
4. There is homemade Lemon Drizzle Cake (51 Degrees North).
5. It will be sunny (multiple sources).
The route: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/49838068
GPS available on request andycoxhill@ntlworld.com
I look forward to your company.
Friday, February 28, 2025
Annual Lunch - final check
Dear everyone,
If you're coming to the Annual Lunch on 5th March please visit the Wayfarers blog to check your order.
Thanks
Tim
Sunday, February 23, 2025
A Mystery Ride to Putney - Sun 23 Feb
Unexpectedly, I led today's ride because David W was indisposed. He had done all the hard work: planned the route, arranged for warm, almost spring-like weather, and mustered a good crowd of people at North Cheam, including Colin Q who was just joining us for elevenses. So I offered to lead a group of twelve, and Colin and DW set off for home.
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At the Hamptons |
In the event, it went quite well, although I didn't know where I was most of the time, recognising odd bits. We stopped when we saw something interesting and quite often one of the group was able to fill us in on the details: the Hamptons, built on an old sewage works and now a picturesque New England style estate with a big park; past The Rutlish School, previously the home of John Innes of compost fame. (I didn't see the house number but surely it would have been No. 1, 2 or 3?).
Then followed an extensive tour of Wimbledon where we had plenty of time to admire many lovely houses, several little alleyways, and a bonus 'berg - a rather steep hill up to Wimbledon Common - followed by a beautiful descent with great views of London, before we almost did a circuit of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis club, home of the championships. Soon we smoothly arrived at our second Wetherspoons of the day, the Rocket at Putney.
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Putney Bridge in the background |
We've had mixed experiences of the service at The Rocket, but this time I think everyone was served reasonably quickly and soon we were back out on the road, minus Dave V and Niall who made their separate ways home. I got a bit lost around Barnes - I suspect I missed an easy route across the railway line - but the peloton was very forgiving, and we were soon crossing Richmond Park, into an increasingly strong headwind. Most people headed for home from Ham but four of us continued to Hampton Court. Andy wanted to see if we could get into The Tiltyard cafe at Hampton Court Palace, and we were told that we needed to buy tickets to the palace to visit the cafe, so that was a no. Instead, Dish did us proud. As we left, we felt the first spots of rain. I hope everyone got home safely and not too damp.
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Just three dishy blokes at Dish |
Many thanks to David for such an interesting route: get well soon! Thank you to all who joined us for all or part of the day for your company, to Jennie for back-marking - essential for quite a large group, and also to Andy for the photo.
Sunday, February 16, 2025
Sunday 16th February 2025
I can't believe I'm typing this but today's train assisted ride went remarkably well, perhaps Jennie has good reason to not entirely agree with that statement though.
Five riders, Graham or "G" as he likes to be known, Diane, Jennie, Simon & myself assembled on a freeeeeezing cold platform 3 at Surbiton Station for the 9.30am to Farnham which on this day, became the furthest point you could travel on this line except if you were happy to faff around getting a "replacement bus service" to Bentley or Alton ( no bikes allowed ofc).
A few minutes from the station & we were ensconced in Jo Neuro's Café happily supplied with sustenance & chatting with Dave W & Patrick W who had.......ridden down !
"Wot?.....you saying they rode down?"
Yes I am.
Kudos to those two men right there.
We were shortly joined by Bernard & Sabina + Brian G too, who had kindly driven down to avoid over capacity on this 4 coach train.
Double figures for a train assisted?
Remarkable!
Progress was good as we left Farnham & continued on recently resurfaced roads around Rowledge, past Alice Holt to climb up to Binsted where we turned left going south on Church Street.
This small lane was initially undulating & it was here that Jennie suffered a rear derailleur cable breakage.
Regular readers of this blog would remember Diane having a similar "mechanical" recently & then as now our CMMBRT, Simon sprung into action assessing the problem & providing a temporary solution (a stone of certain size & diameter to wedge the derailleur hanger to run on the mid range cog).
Fortunately, this approach lasted pretty much the rest of the ride.
Lunch was at Café Hogmoor on the outskirts of Bordon & despite being over-run with families we managed to get a table.
Remarkable!
We were back on the road by 1.45pm & riding the traffic free roads going east past Frensham Ponds was....bliss.
Little Latte at Tilford provided warmth, comfort & a nice piece of cake.
And yes, the sun came out too!
Remarkable!
My thanks to Bernard (backmarking), various corner markers & everybody else for their company.....oh a special thanks to the guards on duty today at South Western Railway for not enforcing the "two bike rule", & not wanting to see my Senior Railcard on my turned off phone. 😂
Oh in case you were wondering, Patrick rode home as well.....show off. 😂
Legend: CMMBRT - Cheam Morden Mobile Bicycle Repair Technician
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Changes to train assisted this Sunday 16th February
As is often the case with these rides, you put a specified train in the programme & it coincides with engineering work.
Such is life.
However, I've a worthy replacement starting & finishing at Farnham where Sunday's trains terminate.
9.30am platform 3 at Surbiton station, arrive earlier please, they do like prompt departures these days.
You need a "Sunday Out Return" £8.05 with a senior railcard.
I don't anticipate any problems with capacity (it's an 8 coach train that splits in half at Woking, so 4 coaches to Farnham).
As the lady says "please make sure you're travelling in the correct part of the train", arrival in Farnham 10.13.
At this point, I'll say that I have no idea of numbers (ie who's gonna turn up) so with this in mind I'll mention if we don't all get on the 9.30am then it's possible to travel on the 10.30am service, & still meet up with the ride in Farnham.
Elevenses is at Jo Neuros café in Downing Street on the one way system in Farnham town centre, about 5 minutes from the station (formally the Electric Bike café).
I've reserved a table under my name.
Here is the route:
As you can see, most of the climbs are in the morning but with a couple between tea & the station.
There is a short bit of off-road to cut off a corner.
Lunch is dependent on numbers, if we're a smaller group then it's to Café Hogmoor in Bordon, if we're a larger group then the Chocolate Frog Tearoom at Oakhanger is preferable.
Tea is at Little Latte in Tilford.
Return trains are two an hour.
Historically, to aid with the logistics of travelling with a group of cyclists on a train, some folk have gone earlier (there is a 8.30 train) & some have driven down & I would appreciate any help in this respect.
My email andycoxhill@ntlworld.com
My WhatsApp/Text/Phone 07312095543.
GPX file on request by email.
It should be a great day out & I look forward to seeing you, either at Surbiton or Farnham.
Monday, February 10, 2025
Ride Report - Sunday 9 February 2025
Wednesday, February 05, 2025
Sunday 9 February 2025 - Please Note Changes!
Our ride on Sunday 9 February was planned to be from Dorking to Cranleigh. Andy will now be offering a very similar (but certainly better!) version in March, so, to avoid any duplication, I have made alternative plans for my 9 February ride.
We will now be meeting for elevenses at Vineries Garden Centre, Effingham, and continuing to lunch at The Herbert Wells, Woking.
Please note this change.
Monday, February 03, 2025
Sunday 02/02/2025 Ride to Staines-Upon-Thames
Ten years ago we used the cable car to celebrate my 70th birthday. Currently e-bikes are not allowed.
I awoke to discover gloomy January had been transformed into frosty but sunny February with clear blue skies. In Bushy Park we were soon into double figures so quick decisions were taken:
(1) lunch: The George Staines aka Spoons;
(2) two ad-hoc groups led by me and Dave W; contact would be 'line of sight'.
It was not a success. After exiting via Hampton Hill Gate we "dwelt" near Roy Grove(and the posh schools). It soon became clear that Dave had taken a different route Broad Lane!?
We continued towards Hanworth then BP to Ashford where we "dwelt" a second time after losing the back markers! Again no joy. Surprisingly we were first to arrive at The George in Staines soon to be joined by the rest of the riders.
After the morning failures we opted for a single group and managed to lose nobody on the return. Along the way I pointed out the one time Holloway Sanatorium (where Bill Bryson worked), and a crowded Rose and Crown in Thorpe Green. Next came Lyne, St Peters and Addlestone before a lengthy visit to Walton Marina. A modest 30 miles door to door.
For the record Dave's route included Bronze prison and Shortwood Common.
The 2024 Photo Competition has closed
Please note that the photo competition is now closed to new entries. Thank you to numerous people who have sent in their photos.
~ Tim
Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Invitation to the 2025 Annual Lunch
CTC SWL Annual Lunch and Prizegiving
5th March 2025 at 12:30 for lunch at 1 p.m.
We are delighted to tell you that Jennie has booked the Ristorante Sorrento (379 Ewell Road, Tolworth, KT6 7DE) for our annual lunch.
This
has proved to be a most popular venue for the occasion since our first
visit in 2018 and we are pleased to be able to hold the event there
again.
The set price for our three-course lunch will be £23.45. This includes a 10% service charge, but does not include any drinks, coffee or tea. This is our menu:
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click on the menu to enlarge |
Please book by placing your order, and pay in advance by Sunday 16th February.
We expect the occasion will be attended by over 60 members, as it has been in recent years.
Please send an email message
to Tim Court with your order for (i) a starter and (ii) a main meal.
The waiters will take your orders for dessert after the main course on
the day.
The
preferred method of payment (£23.45) is a direct transfer via your
online banking facility, but we can also accept cash or a cheque. For
online payment please ask Tim C for our bank details if you don’t
already
have them. For a cash or cheque payment please check with Tim or your
section representative. For anyone who has yet to pay their 2025 club
subscription please consider adding your £2 when you pay for your lunch.
All ride leaders please note that your teams should be delivered to the restaurant by 12.30 p.m. so that everyone will have time to buy drinks, chat, and browse the photography exhibition, and settle down ready to confirm orders with the waiting staff.
Thank you
Tim C
Sunday, January 26, 2025
Sunday 26th January 2025 - Storm Herminia
Friday, January 24, 2025
IMPORTANT - Changes to this Sunday's ride 26th January
Hi all,
Elevenses remains Squires, Long Ditton where you find a table number, return to the counter to order (& pay).
Following a recce today, the published lunch destination (Stepping Stones, Westhumble) has many bookings & no (spare) tables on Sunday.
So Lizzie is ready to welcome us at the Headley Tea Rooms where you'll find a selection of sandwiches & hot food.
Tea location remain the same, but it's likely to be raining by then.
Hope you can join me.
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Sunday 19th January 2025
From Bernard
It’s hibernation season in the Cheam and Morden cycling universe…this will last until about mid March to early April when the temperatures hopefully rise and stay in the double digits. Veteran bike watchers familiar with this species of cyclist get very excited to spot a small group of feisty C&M’s out and about at this time of year…this does happen but you have to know when and where to catch a sight of this blue and yellow creature…similar in behaviour in many respects to the common sparrow…sociable, liking to gather in small groups and particularly fond of eateries and watering holes; they have been known to exert themselves out of their warm retreats simply to congregate and chatter with each other and then go straight back to their cosy duvets and resume hibernation.
On this winter’s Sunday a local and intrepid bike watcher spotted a group of C&M’s chirping away at the Weatherspoons. Another bike watcher reported that a solitary C&M was seen in a little café opposite keeping watch on her fellow creatures. This was a novel behaviour never before observed and will be reported in ‘Bike Watchers World’…the general consensus amongst expert Bike Watchers is that this solitary creature is a true C&M but with a particular behaviour evolved over time…to what end no one is sure but it is bound to cause endless scientific debate amongst the Bike Watches community…we could be witnessing an evolutionary development in the C&M species before our very eyes but it is too early to say…watch this space.
So whilst the majority of the C&M community were doing everything and anything but cycling…but must probably indoors snuggly tucked into their duvets an errant bunch had ventured out to skit about the Surrey Hills.
So there we were…so many clothes and layers that we could hardly move our arms or legs never mind ride our bikes. But somehow we were oblivious to our plight and on our bikes we got…chirping away like our sparrow cousins. It wasn’t long before we were grinding our way up High Barn Road and burning thighs were added to freezing finger tips and toes. And if that wasn’t enough another hellish hill in the shape of Green Dene awaited us. Red kites swished above us…circling…and circling…always there…waiting!!!!
I was on paper at least leading our intrepid group but in truth this group didn’t need any leading consisting as it did of some C&M veterans…but what they gave me was the opportunity to learn to lead and gain confidence which was very generous of them. Of course Sabina was there to whisper in my ear when needed the correct direction and I don’t think anyone noticed! I had my garmin and my ride with gps which once or twice contradicted each other but luckily and ironically neither froze on this occasion. We reached the garden centre at Clandon and true to C&M nature we tucked into our food and chirped away very happily about everything and anything under the sun. The only slight hiccup encountered was on trying to exit the garden centre…just before the exit doors there was a particularly warm zone and we all stopped and remained there not wanting to venture out…but we did…eventually!
It was a flat straight home run to our café stop and end point Cobham via Hungry Hill Lane which made us all look forward to some well earned cake. We departed on our separate ways home to join the rest of our kind in slumberland and for another spell of hibernation until next time…maybe…depending on how cold it is!!!
Thanks to:
David (Ward) for the route.
Simon for back marking.
Andy, Niall, Ruth, Martina, Keith, Sabina, Maddie and Terry (joined us for lunch) and Ed (joined us for elevenses) for being such great co riders.
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Up one of the hills |
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Keith giving us a masterclass in hill climbing |
Thursday, January 16, 2025
Join Us For a Ride From Epsom on Sunday 19 Jan 2025
Sunday's ride on 19th January will start from the Weatherspoons in Epsom. We hope to leave as soon as possible after 10:30 am, and therefore we can meet up for breakfast or coffee or tea etc from 9:30 onwards.
The ride will take us into quintessentially English countryside along the North of the Surrey Hills going through Great Bookham, Effingham and onto Clandon where we will stop for lunch at Edwins Garden Centre where they have a fine selection of hot food, cakes and beverages.
The afternoon stretch will lead us onto Cobham where we can all decide where we would like to have tea/coffee and cake.
For the most part the ride is flat but there are one or two steep hills to climb when we enter the Surrey Hills, notably High Barn Road and Ranmore Common Road...but we will ride at a an inclusive pace to ensure everyone has an enjoyable day out on this winter's day in the countryside.
You will find the route at https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/321863615
Sunday, January 12, 2025
Sunday 12 Jan - An Uneventful Ride
What do you want from a ride? Hidden lanes, surprises, views, a few interesting hills? A decent distance, a bit of a challenge? Sunshine is a must, of course.
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The hardy seven (photo by Andy) |
And then comes January, with its icy blast. Those ideals are buried beneath the permafrost, and Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is stripped right down to the basics. Survival. Sustenance. Of course we could just stay beneath our duvets for the colder days of January, but for some, it's important to do some sort of a ride with friends. We were gifted zero-ish temperatures with no sunshine by the weather men. So the objective was for a boring ride in which nothing happened. No falling off on ice. No traffic-free, frosty roads. No zooming down hills towards unknown hazards. Preferably no frostbite.
These objectives were largely met for our ride to Windsor today. A group of seven adventurers gathered in the far north of Twickenham. Brian and Graham were only here for the beer, and went home again with a few miles and an attendance point under their belts. The others followed me on a well-tested route around the north of Heathrow, through the villages of Sipson and Longford to get to Windsor.
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Maddie trying to revive Andy |
The offer of an indoor lunch at The Windsor Pie Cafe was rejected by a small balance of opinion, so we ate at Cinnamon Cafe. All too soon it was time to go back out in the cold, and we went the flat way home; along the Runnymede cycle path and through Thorpe and Chertsey to Shepperton for teas and chat. A lot of chat. It was approaching sunset when we left.
I counted them all out, and I counted them all back in again. A successful, uneventful ride. Thank you all for your company, and thanks to David W for back-marking. I hope everyone made it home and has now thawed out. Let's do it all again next week.
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Temperature chart |
Friday, January 10, 2025
This Sunday's ride to Windsor
You are warmly invited to join me for the ride: 11s at Twickenham Wetherspoons, The William Webb Ellis, which has bike parking just opposite, just outside the police station. Wrap up warm.
Tuesday, January 07, 2025
Invitation to enter the 2024 Photo Competition
Attendance for all groups was high in 2024 and many have been off on other adventures too. So we hope that you have been busy with your cameras and phones and are keen to review your photos and send the best ones in for the competition.
Please submit your photos before the end of January using this method:
Visit this website: '2024 Competition Dropbox' and follow instructions to select and deliver your photos. This is what you should see:
N.B.
When using this website to post photos to the Dropbox it is not
necessary to sign up to, or log into Dropbox even if you are invited to
do so.
Click on 'Add files' to select the source of your
photos then select your photos (or folders), or if you already have your
file list open just drag and drop photos from the list into the white
box.
Once you have selected one or several photos fill in your name and email address then click 'Upload'.
Send an email to me, Tim, to provide this important information about each photo:
- the photo filename (e.g. P1040276.jpg)
- a caption which we will inscribe on your photo
- the competition category (see below)
The
rules and categories are simple. The full 'Competition Rules' document
is available under the 'Information Hub' heading on our website.
Competition Period: Photos taken during the 2024 calendar year.
Your
photos must all illustrate a connection to cycling by depicting a
bicycle or cyclist for example, or some obvious cycling association.
You may submit two photos in each category:
6.1. Male one or more male cyclists
6.2. Female one or more female cyclists
6.3. Action cyclist(s) in action
6.4. Scenery scenery or landscape
6.5. Building buildings, architecture
6.6. Humorous funny or amusing
6.7. Group any mix of male and female cyclists
Note
that the award for a winning photograph in each category will be given
to the photographer who took the picture, not to the model(s).
This
method for submitting photos should work with any device (PC, Apple,
iPad, iPhone, Tablet or Android phone) but if it doesn't work for you,
please let me know so that we can address the problem. It does depend
on you being able to locate the folder in your phone, tablet or PC where you store your photos. It
does not require you to install the DropBox software.
This is the
best way of sending photos. Please note that some methods of
transmitting photos, such as WhatsApp, shrink the photo before sending,
diminishing the quality of the original photo as it is in your camera or
phone.
We're looking forward to seeing your photos. Note that this year Andy and I will be collaborating to organise the competition.
~ Tim and Andy