Fairwarp

Decision Time again: The Victory or The Jolly Tanners? Victory for The Victory. Staple food taken at Staplefield, then up and away – destination Balcombe. However, at Balcombe Road, a first aid stop for repair by committee of Andy’s antique Carradice and route revision, as plan A via Ardingly Reservoir might not get us home in daylight. We therefore took to the B2036 through the outskirts of Crawley (in time to find the first and only shower of the day), then Gatwick, Charlwood, Leigh and Brockham.
As Cody might have said "Made It Ma! Top Of The Beacon" - that's enough of Saturday (see CycleChat or Yacf for more).At the start of this summer’s heat wave Ed, Andrew, Steve and Mike set off at 0910 – it is quite a way to Chartwell so no lazing about at N. Cheam on this Sunday.
Across Farthing Down (Mike says he prefers this to Beddington and Purley but in truth it’s the only south-east route he knows) and then to Caterham. A few hills until the welcome downhill from Botley Hill. Pity the poor souls at Westerham going to the Biggin Hill air show, a hot morning stuck in their cars and, with horns blaring, signs of impending road rage. Fortunately it is only a short distance to the Chartwell turn-off and, a little after the appointed time, we arrived to meet Andy, Jeff and Ian. Although the car park at the home of the nation’s former leader was beginning to fill it was pleasant to sit outside at the coffee shop.
Shortly before noon we set off for Penshurst. A little way down the road and we turn onto Puddledock Lane. This is a little like those hills you climbed years ago in the Lakes; it is not far to the top now, what was all the fuss about, only to realise that it is not the summit at all and there is a long slog ahead. Puddledock starts with a short climb and then a nice stretch of downhill before the relentless steep climb. The reward is the view at the top across the south-east.
It was the ride leader’s initial plan to continue up and loop round Ide Hill but, he facing the fate of Captain Bligh on this sultry day, we headed down to Bough Beech reservoir, at this time of the year not many twitchers there.
Penshurst is another ‘false friend’. Pedalling past the station the expectation of lunch is in the air. But no, it is another couple of uphill miles to the village. Lunch at the Leicester Arms (Mike recommends the beetroot soup) and lazing at the foot of the garden by the stream with an in-depth discussion on the musical legacy of one M. Jackson.
After lunch we pedal, along a different route, past Chartwell again, Andy puncturing at Bough Beech. Billowing cumulus threaten those without capes but in the event only a few drops fall. After a few hills the ‘open for teas’ sign at Tatsfield is welcome. It is not long before we are joined by a former cyclist and the tea-time discussion covers frame builders that we knew before we pedal home on this warm afternoon.
joystick to climb Croham Hurst and Ballards Way to the heights of Addington, followed by the dive down Gravel Hill past Addington Palace, where the formation briefly split, before reforming to bank N.E. along Kent Gate Way. Then up again along Layhams Road, North Pole Lane, Jackass Lane and across the A 233 to Green St. Green. Another climb up Worlds End Lane, where the higher you rise, the more exclusive become the lodges. We pass the former residence of a once Lord Mayor of London, Brass Crosby, whom the roadside plaque remembers as the instigator of published records of parliamentary debate and the origin of the expression “bold as brass”. So on to Well Hill and the greens and fairways of Lullingstone Golf Club.
In the clubhouse, head buried in his broadsheet, David W had ploughed a solitary furrow. Now we are a quartet! Half-way through an excellent bacon bap, a steaming Andy appears, glowing like a nuclear reactor, having overcome mishap after mishap: forgotten water-bottle, southern rail bike ban, puncture; that attendance point not lightly to be surrendered.
After BYO al fresco, it is homeward bound along the Pilgrim’s Way to Otford, down Polhill, up Star Hill to Knockholt, up Shelley’s Lane, down the terrifying, evil-cambered one in four at Cudham, along Downe Lane to tea at the Church Hall, courtesy of Downe Am. Dram. Soc. From here on, a gentle down-hill home – well, nearly - through West Wickham, Croydon, the Flyover with the parting of the ways at Waddon.
I start with a recent reminder from Raasay of the Great Leader.
Andy arrived having found the way open through the research establishment! Roused from our torpor we sought out Warfield Church, headed down B3034 and then via Chavey Down (a lot drier than on our previous visit) reached Ascot racecourse. Blacknest Gate was perhaps a surprise choice for our second entry into a Park now busily preparing for Polo. After Tite Hill we were delayed at the Pooley Green crossing but the tea was jolly fine especially the Lemon Drizzle Cake. Only 50 miles door to door on the pleasantest of days